And you thought LARPers smelled bad on the outside.

Not pictured: shivering LARPers.

I'll take two.

The weekend is over, and so is my inaugural LARPing experience at Legacy.  I am delighted to report that I was not immediately ridiculed and/or beaten to a pulp over the course of the event, though I think I may have suffered some lingering physical damage on the cellular level due to the fact that it got so cold at night I was seriously considering slicing open my fiancée and sleeping inside her carcass for warmth.

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Lizard brain activate.

We can't stop here, this is bat country.

There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge.

Got home late Sunday.  Barely understood Game of Thrones.  Thought I was still at game.

Take shower. Sleep.  Make mouth-noises about weekend later, after day moon rise high in sky.


Double secret probation post!

Actually this is just an automated post I set up before I left on Friday.  Sorry, guys, no reports from the front lines!  I don’t have a smartphone and there’s no WiFi for my iPod, so you’ll have to wait until Monday morning for a report of the weekend’s shenanigans.

Instead, have a pretty picture!  I decided to totally embarrass poor J and re-post a piece of her artwork from her Tumblr.  She’ll probably kick my ass for it, but I don’t care – it’s an awesome sketch and she deserves the (positive) attention!


What's a nubian?"  Shit, you almost made me laugh.

Sexy Nubian Egyptian-styled princess!

Santorum to gush over Romney next week?

The inexorable spread.

It's never too late to spread some Santorum, Rick.

So it looks like it’s official: Mitt Romney is going to be the Republican presidential candidate for the elections this November, especially after Santorum spread the announcement about how he’s slipping right out of the race.  Now, with the Magical Underpants-wearing Romney being offered little to no resistance from “Captain Happy” Newt Gingrich and “Why Won’t Anyone Freaking Listen To Me” Ron Paul, the brainchild behind Obamacare is devouring delegates left and right like some sort of coked-up Hungry Hungry Hippo.

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