Zombie Face-Fucking Update!

For everyone who didn’t know what the hell I was on about earlier today, here’s a look at the Red Jacket ZK-22 Bullpup rifle, complete with Patented Zombie Face Fucker Technology™.

 

If you want to read the accompanying article, you can find it right here.

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7 thoughts on “Zombie Face-Fucking Update!

    • Well it’s not featured in the video, but in the episode that aired last night, there was a scene in which the spike bayonet was employed rather extensively and repeatedly to a zombie’s face.

      It was glorious.

  1. I made a comment this morning, but I guess I fell asleep before I hit post.

    I was going to say they sell a .22 Fn fal but your going to need some epic bucks. I think you CAN get a 10/22 conversion kit for less, but no idea on that as .22 is something I reserve for cheap practice, or small game hunting and I use 5.56 for all my zombie slaying needs, and 12G pump for general survival.

    My 5.56 combat rifle is semi auto with 30 round preban magazines, and can handle a wide variety of Nato and .223 cartridges. Ammo is a tad more expensive yes, but it also guarantees skull penetration of at least one Zack, and also works against the slightly more intelligent quislings, and the fully intelligent non Zack survivor/raider hostile.

    My 12g pump works against everything <50 yards, but is less ammo efficient of course, but I can create emergency short range loads from just about anything including match heads, paraffin wax and small gravel, and all I need is spare primers and spent shells.

    My .22 is good for practice and zack sniping with .22 LR, but it's an older octagonal Bolt action (I think you shot it upstate one year LOL). I COULD use it for hunting, but I reserve my small game hunting for my Gamo Big Cat air rifle. which is also in .22. I use that because the ammo is even cheaper, and the gun is all but silent. In Zack survival mode, when you have to worry about zombies, AND human survivors, a silent but effective small game getting gun is worth a LOT. It sounds like a nail gun, and the sound doesn't carry far at all, unless I use lightweight Pellets, which can actually break the sound barrier and create a sharp CRACK of a sonic boom, complete with the funky echo effect that causes. But since I HATE lightweight pellets (the fly flat, and tend to lack punch). So I use 22grain heavy Kodiak pellets that can take out a rabbit at 20 yards without any effort at all (and if your hunting regular backyard rabbit and can;t get within 15 yards, let alone 20, your doing it wrong).

    For the ultra Silent and reusable Ammo approach, I have a 45Lb Longbow that while not a heavyweight, is easy for me to draw so I can hold my aim a long time if need be, and is plenty powerful enough to impale humans through the neck, or Zack through the head.

    For ultra Close range, I love edged weapons, but against Z, the edged weapon is all but useless, even my customized machete with thrusting capability.

    Instead I have a bo staff that is reinforces with copper pipe caps on the ends so it can double as a walking stick and be used to smash skulls without breaking (so quickly).

    Last but not least, I keep around some black powder and cannon fuse on hand for making improvised zack splattering devices… (Thank you Tal, Adam, and Francis for my childhood education in explosives.).

    Anyway Dave, you NEED to put LEft for Dead on your wish list for your Bday, Id buy you a copy if I could, it's totally worth it. If you get it, Message me ASAP so I can play with you!

    • I have fond memories of shooting that old bolt action with you upstate that summer. And trust me, L4D is on my list! If I wasn’t buying the materials to build a shield for my LARP debut next weekend, I’d be up in that zombie’s business.

      I think I’d rather a cricket bat as my meleé weapon, though.

  2. Cricket…. you gotta understand what a crumpet is to understand cricket… actually a good old long handled hammer would probably be best of all. Put one in each hand with maybe some lacross padded gloves/gauntlet thingies, and ur a regular zack smashing dervish.

  3. You know, this reminds me of the time that I seriously kicked around the idea of making up an antizombie unarmed martial art system… make a series of instructional videos showing several techniques for avoiding a bite, incapacitating limbs, and escaping a grapple. Lol

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