Oh [insert deity here], please don’t make me throw up tonight.
The room is dark, and silent, and I await Your salvation. I shall keep vigil this evening, as the Excedrin courses through my veins; grant me the solace of a head free of pain before the sun arises.
In Your name do I suffer. In Your name do I beg for release. Please, deliver me from this agony, or slay me before I lose the contents of my stomach.