Good heavens, Gentle Reader, would you just look at the clock? Why, it’s time for some free fiction, courtesy of Twit Publishing! I hope you like science fiction written by authors who never finished a physics class; if you do, you’re in for a treat, as my new short story “Landfall” is available right now.
There are currently two ways you can read the new short story, as you can either download it in PDF or Kindle e-book format directly from Twit’s website, or you can simply visit the publisher’s Facebook page, where “Landfall” is available in its entirety for your reading pleasure. At least, I hope you take pleasure from it.
In fact, I guarantee that you will enjoy “Landfall” if you take the time to read it. If you’re not completely 100% satisfied by your experience, simply return the the short story’s electrons in their original packaging and I’ll issue you a full and complete refund. In fact, I can make the supplementary claim that all the research I did for the technology present in “Landfall” is an extrapolation of current research and development, represented realistically and correctly. I mean, I made it almost completely through one episode of The Big Bang Theory. This means I am now an expert in astrophysics and sitcom writing. Bazinga!
All passive-aggressive digs at Chuck Lorre aside, I hope you all enjoy my new short story. If you do happen to get a kick out of it, there’s more where that came from – check out the other free stuff Twit offers as well; if you want more, don’t forget that their Summer/Fall 2012 anthology is coming out on July 24th! If you can’t wait, why not purchase something from the back catalog while you’re at it?
I’m serious: I’ll split my royalty with anyone who buys something. I get 3 cents on the dollar for every sale, so we’re talking big money, here! Oh and Chuck? Call me; I’ve got some great ideas for next season.