Look, I don’t really care about your political affiliations. Seriously, don’t even fucking talk to me about your political bent. It’s been a long election season and if I hear one more talking point, sound bite, or sarcastic pundit remark I may actually shit myself in frustration and rage.
What I do care about is – if you’re an American citizen – that you get off your couch and vote. Just keep it to yourself afterwards for once, will you?