Happy Thanksgiving to all of my readers from the United States! Don’t take any curiously odd blankets from Pilgrims today, and for fuck’s sake stay home on Black Friday. No door-buster sale is worth selling your soul for – besides, give the poor retail workers of America a god damned break, will you? I’ve been there, and it sucks.
You show that fat fuck who’s boss.
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There are times I’d like to Falcon Punch Santa in the stomach and watch him go down like King Hippo.
I love you sometimes. No homo.