So I was sick all day yesterday, which left me wanting to more or less drown myself in the toilet bowl. The only reason I didn’t was because I would have had to clean it first. I mean, let’s be honest – who wants to die with their lungs full of dirty toilet water?
In other words, I’m about as useful as tits on a bull right now. In order to prevent the absolute mutinous revolt of my almost dozen daily readers, here’s an olive branch in the form of some crazy bearded ZZ Top looking guy singing Guile’s theme from Street Fighter II. By himself.