So I was sick all day yesterday, which left me wanting to more or less drown myself in the toilet bowl. The only reason I didn’t was because I would have had to clean it first. I mean, let’s be honest – who wants to die with their lungs full of dirty toilet water?
In other words, I’m about as useful as tits on a bull right now. In order to prevent the absolute mutinous revolt of my almost dozen daily readers, here’s an olive branch in the form of some crazy bearded ZZ Top looking guy singing Guile’s theme from Street Fighter II. By himself.
Amateur Professional 
All right. I never watch these videos, but I’ve been playing SingPop, and learning more video game songs I had forgotten is handy, do there you have it. But dude, am I mistaken, or is that a boffer sword behind the dude’s head? And is that a…gigantic toothbrush next to it? My sanity for a zoom button on YouTube. Oh. No, that would be terrible.
SongPop. Screw you, iPhone keyboard.
Yes…both of the things you are suggesting appear to be behind that wonderful, geeky, human midi synthesizer.
On a closer look, it’s a reproduction sword from Minecraft. I think they make them the same way a boffers.
You’re right, the last thing we need is a zoom function. That would be… unpleasant. Like getting teeth pulled without painkiller.
Thanks feel better
Eloquent as always, Roy.