To all my fellow ‘Murricans out there: happy 4th of July! Just remember, you’re not allowed to celebrate with fireworks, barbecue, running, playing, sparklers, drinking, speaking loudly, or having fun of any kind. Isn’t it great to be free?
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Our forefathers are spinning in thier graves so fast we could use them to generate enough electricity to power most of the civilized world.
Dammit Dan, the NSA is on their way now for your expression of dissent!