Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father…

I’m still getting used to this whole fatherhood thing, but considering my child seems to be deliriously happy even with a load of shit in her pants I must be doing something right. Happy Father’s Day, everyone!

That's not true! That's impossible!


Sure there’s no leg room but at least it gets awful gas mileage.

Heading down to the wilds of Long Island for Father’s Day weekend! ¬†Don’t ask me why I’m the one doing the god damned traveling – I’m a dad now, aren’t I supposed to get special treatment or something? ¬†Goddamn Hallmark holidays.

See you folks after the weekend!

Here we go.