Traumatizing strangers at Outback Steakhouse.

I wasn't using it anyway.

I think my duodenum just broke.

The last few weekends have been rough on me, and not just because of all the running around and traveling: there’s been a lot of eating out at fast food joints and sit-down restaurants, and it’s been playing absolute hell with my insides.  I’ve reached the point where I need to start calling the Center for Disease Control any time I step into a public bathroom so they can cordon off a five-mile quarantine zone.

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Vagina: it’s on everyone’s lips.

OH GOD GET IT AWAY MOMMY JESUS PLEASE HELP ME

What Jase Bolger must see whenever he hears the word “vagina.”

James “Jase” Bolger, the Speaker of the Michigan State House of Representatives, is deathly afraid of the female reproductive system.  This fear is a matter of public record, as he recently censured a state representative who had the temerity to say “vagina” on the floor of the House during an open debate on an anti-abortion bill.

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