We have six cats. Except soon we’ll have one less.
The last few weekends have been rough on me, and not just because of all the running around and traveling: there’s been a lot of eating out at fast food joints and sit-down restaurants, and it’s been playing absolute hell with my insides. I’ve reached the point where I need to start calling the Center for Disease Control any time I step into a public bathroom so they can cordon off a five-mile quarantine zone.
James “Jase” Bolger, the Speaker of the Michigan State House of Representatives, is deathly afraid of the female reproductive system. This fear is a matter of public record, as he recently censured a state representative who had the temerity to say “vagina” on the floor of the House during an open debate on an anti-abortion bill.