I saw a black Volkswagen Golf on the road today. It had a complete blackout kit – including a custom jet black Wokwagen logo on the hatchback – and the windows were tinted darker than a Nazi SS officer’s uniform. However, the icing on the cake was its license plate, which proudly read BLTZKRG. That’s right, ladies and gentlemen: I encountered Die Reichswagen on the way to a doctor’s appointment.
Have any of you seen the latest trend coming out of the Asia-Pacific region? For once it doesn’t have anything to do with watching professional Starcraft 2 competitions – instead it’s about a new fashion movement known as Hitler Chic being adopted by the younger generations in places like Bangkok.
I wish I was making this up, but it’s becoming really widespread over there. That article I just linked talks about how people in Thailand are going around wearing shirts depicting adorable little Adolf Hitlers dressed in things like panda suits. This is both deeply, profoundly disturbing on a multitude of levels while simultaneously being the funniest shit I’ve ever fucking seen.