Never grab a man’s junk that way unless you want a broken wrist.

You can't uninstall evil.

Right in the bean bag.

There are two rules that I live by; the first is to never touch a black man’s radio.  The other is to never grab a man’s bean bag in an aggressive manner if you don’t want a broken wrist.  Apparently my fiancée was unaware of this second rule.

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