Ladies and gentlemen, batten down the hatches: I have it on good authority that Valve’s Steam Summer Sale will be happening next week.
Right in the bean bag.
There are two rules that I live by; the first is to never touch a black man’s radio. The other is to never grab a man’s bean bag in an aggressive manner if you don’t want a broken wrist. Apparently my fiancée was unaware of this second rule.