I’ve reunited with my wife and daughter. We have returned home. All is well once more.
My wife and daughter are away in Florida this week, visiting family. I got to stay home. Needless to say I plan on lounging on the couch in my boxers for the foreseeable future.
No blog post today, ladies and gentlemen – had a wonderful trip down to NY this weekend but I’m utterly exhausted. Instead, have 10 minutes of British comedians dubbing over nature shows.
It’s been a long week, and as the wife and I are heading down to Long Island to see family this weekend I’m taking today off. In exchange, have an awesome ragtime version of the Mos Eisley Cantina Band’s iconic song from Star Wars. I’d rather listen to this on repeat for three hours than watch Episode I again anyway.
Have a great weekend and see you all Monday!
I do a lot traveling to see friends and family, and as a result I’ve spent more than my fair share of time in rest stop bathrooms – and I’ve become a bit of a connoisseur. Now hold on and bear with me here – it’s not going where you think it is.
Well, maybe it is going exactly where you think it is. If that’s the case, you’re a sick fucking freak and I’d like to represent you as a literary agent.