I saw a black Volkswagen Golf on the road today. It had a complete blackout kit – including a custom jet black Wokwagen logo on the hatchback – and the windows were tinted darker than a Nazi SS officer’s uniform. However, the icing on the cake was its license plate, which proudly read BLTZKRG. That’s right, ladies and gentlemen: I encountered Die Reichswagen on the way to a doctor’s appointment.
Everyone hates Nazis, right? Well what about Nazis that have been living on the dark side of the moon for 70 years and who use zeppelin-shaped capital ships that drag bits of moon rock behind them to bombard the Earth from orbit? Sounds pretty cool, doesn’t it?