Die Reichswagen Uber Alles!

I saw a black Volkswagen Golf on the road today.  It had a complete blackout kit – including a custom jet black Wokwagen logo on the hatchback – and the windows were tinted darker than a Nazi SS officer’s uniform.  However, the icing on the cake was its license plate, which proudly read BLTZKRG.  That’s right, ladies and gentlemen: I encountered Die Reichswagen on the way to a doctor’s appointment.

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Filthy Space Nazis.

HOLY SHIT SPACE NAZIS!

Nazi Mondwaffen!

Everyone hates Nazis, right?  Well what about Nazis that have been living on the dark side of the moon for 70 years and who use zeppelin-shaped capital ships that drag bits of moon rock behind them to bombard the Earth from orbit?  Sounds pretty cool, doesn’t it?

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